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AT is trolling DW
apologizeTerminator [AT] began trolling deliciousWay [DW]
AT: you IS, stupid TROLL
AT: I AM appalled TO see THAT you're STILL stupid
AT: despite ALMOST pure STUPID blood FLOWING in YOUR stupid VEINS
DW: I ...
AT: no EXCUSES
AT: your STUPIDITY is SUCH that I can NOT effectively DESCRIBE
AT: If YOUR life WAS not AS valuable RESULT of OUR tribulations, I would GLADLY attempt WITH success TO your LIFE
Dw: this is cool ♥
DW: I 7ove it when you think of me this way ♥
AT: wait A minute.
AT: I INFORMED above THAT I WANT to, SAY vulgarly, HORRIBLE ways TO kill YOU and EXTREMELY joyful, AND you FIND it ... "COOL"?
DW: Of courrse
DW: it makes me jump forr joy ♪
DW: And it makes me want to finish a puzz7e
DW: one that gave me my 7usus
AT: one THAT throws YOU snapped AFTER having VAINLY attempted TO put THESE pieces OF wood IN the CORRECT order?
AT: the ONE of THOSE?
DW: I think so
AT: not DONE anything ESPECIALLY
AT: I DO not WANT this OBJECT of INTELLECTUAL distraction C
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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